Friday, November 26, 2010

Don't You Hate It When......

Don't you hate it when......
You try to replicate a cute hairstyle you saw online and it turns out to be an epic fail!

Don't you hate it when....
Your fro shrinks up to 2 inches even though it's really 10 inches long?

Don't you hate it when......
Your hair idol goes MIA for a long period of time or breaks your heart if they decide to go back to the relaxer.  Yeah, it is their hair and their decision but you still want to pour out a little conditioner for their fro.  RIP

Don't you hate it when......
Your favorite hair product is reformulated or discontinued!

Don't you hate it when.....
People start singing a song by a singer who wears her hair natural too or say that you look like a celebrity who wears natural hair even though you don't look a dang thing like them?!?!?!?!

Don't you hate it when......
People ask you what is going on with your hair or make snide comments about your hair even though their hair looks like who dun it and why?

Don't you hate it when......
People talk to your hair and not to your face?

Don't you hate it when.......
People think you can't get a job, man, happiness, those 3 acres and a mule we been owed and a goose that lays golden eggs because you are natural?

Don't you hate it when.....
You have a banging BAA, take a real quick nap, wake up, and your fro is flat on one side, Erykah Badu style?

Don't you hate it when.....
Hair accessories snag your hair?

Don't you hate it when....
You think you are rocking the fliest hairstyle ever, can't nobody tell you nothing!  You go and look in the mirror, and there is product caked up in your hair! Urgh, I hate that!

Don't you hate it when....
Other people make random stereotypes about you?  You like Erykah Badu, Mos Def, Jill Scott, Leela James, Incense, you use Juices and Berries in your hair, Conscious Rap, and Poetry?  Okay, maybe I fit a lot of these stereotypes but I'm just saying....


What do you hate?

7 comments:

  1. I hate it when people say it's a pity I wouldn't relax my hair. It would be so much longer and more beautiful!?!

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  2. LOL!!!...This post is funny :)) I love it. I hate it when my favorite product has been reformulated and or discontinued.

    Great post! ,take care.

    zainab1
    AuNaturale007.blogspot.com

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  3. lol true, so far I've been told I look like India Arie... I look nothing like India Arie lol

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  4. HAHA! "Pour out a little conditioner for their fro"! That one had me cracking up.

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  5. I hate it when people touch my hair

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